clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart)

madeagoestohell:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

(Source: emojigrl)

whatsagarb says: do you ship troyler

dennys:

we are a restaurant  

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

brookeeverdeen:

when your favorite character dies

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(Source: brookeeverdeen)

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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