how to get a thigh gap
- put a guys head between your legs
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
- Baby: m-m
- Mom: mama?
- Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell